"A GOOD NIGHT CLASSIC"

THE LAST THING MOM SAID
WHEN SHE TUCKED ME IN BED
JUST AS SHE SHUT OFF THE LIGHT,

WAS, "DARLING, SLEEP TIGHT,
AND DURING THE NIGHT,
I HOPE THAT THE BEDBUGS
DON'T BITE!"

GREAT, MOM!
THANKS A LOT
FOR LEAVING THAT STUCK
IN MY HEAD!

TEN-FOOT TALL BEDBUGS
READY TO BITE ME.
THAT'S ONE CLASSIC
BETTER UNSAID     
                             Dale Hale