"CAPTAIN CRUNCH"

BEFORE YOU GET ABOARD THAT CRAFT,
YOU SHOULD BE SATISFIED,
THAT THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP
IS REALLY QUALIFIED.

THINK, BEFORE THE HATCH IS CLOSED,
(A LAST CHANCE TO DECIDE)
IS THIS RISKY?  IS THIS SMART?
IS THIS JUSTIFIED?

WOULD YOUR CAPTAIN TAKE A CHANCE,
ONCE YOU'RE STUCK INSIDE,
TO SNEAK OUT FOR A PLANET TAN,
AND HOPE YOU DON'T COLLIDE?

IF GOOD SENSE SAYS, "DON'T GET IN!
IT'S NOT YOUR KIND OF RIDE!"
BEST YOU WALK, THAN BE EMBEDDED,
IN A MOUNTAINSIDE.
                                                          Dale