"SHARING TIME IS A SCARING TIME"

FIRST, I DIVIDE IT, THEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE.
I REALLY HATED THAT RULE.
IT ALWAYS SEEMED MY HALF WAS SMALLER THAN YOURS
AND THAT REALLY, REALLY SEEMED CRUEL.

THEN IN STOMPED THIS BIG GUY,
A SWORD IN HIS HAND.
HE SHOUTED, I CUT AND I CHOOSE!

I REALIZED REAL FAST, IF I WANTED TO LAST,
IT'S AN OFFER I COULDN'T REFUSE.

NOW MIGHT ISN'T RIGHT, BUT DON'T STAY AND FIGHT,
WHEN THE ODDS ARE FOR SURE THAT YOU'LL LOSE.

SO MAYBE THE OLD WAY
WASN'T THAT BAD.
BUT PLEASE...YOU DIVIDE...AND I CHOOSE.
                                            Dale Hale